I haven't had a date in the past few days and I've been craving coffee. I'm really craving it if I don't drink it for a f...

I haven't had a date in the past few days and I've been craving coffee. I'm really craving it if I don't drink it for a few days. Is there anyone with a big dick and a handsome face? A small one is also fine, preferably with the right emotional value. Haha, am I asking for too much?